December 2008
Lionel Hutz: Great, we’ve drawn Judge Snyder...
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.
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“don’t fall in love with me yet, we only recently met, true, I’m in love with you...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMlaxAmI0RA (via scout)
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“When you lose someone you love, you never get over it. You just get used to it.”
– (via littlemiss) (via align) (via ghostsinyourbed)
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tumblsecrets: The only thing that scares me about my dad, is that I might become just like him.
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Listenrainier: One of Those Days by Joshua Radin
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“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
– (via littlemiss)
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“Stop leaving and you will arrive. Stop searching and you will see. Stop...”
– Lao Tzu (via snowblind)
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“You are my inspiration and my folly. You are my light across the sea, my million...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via snowblind)
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A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by Richard...
ghostsinyourbed: poisonoak: slightlydrunk: 1 The blond boy in the red trunks is holding your head underwater because he is trying to kill you, and you deserve it, you do, and you know this, and you are ready to die in this swimming pool because you wanted to touch his hands and lips and this means your life is over anyway. You’re in the eighth grade. You know these things. You know how to...
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Listenclosertotheocean: sleepanddream: indieandyy: ...
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Listenkendraspear: meltinyourmouth: Love Song - The...
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“Make voyages. Attempt them. There is nothing else.”
– Tennessee Williams (via sine-qua-non) (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
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“I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more...”
– Albert Friggin’ Einstein. (via lickystickypicky) (via urbanredneck) (via kari-shma)
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Confession: I bitch about people not knowing about...
srsly: inothernews: Let’s be friends. (via sistermarymartha) Same. Whoops.
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“That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world… happiness isn’t good...”
– Calvin and Hobbes (via littlemiss) (via thoughtsdetained)
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“If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do...”
– Mahatma Gandhi (via travelproblem) (via iindia) (via kari-shma)
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“Just say what you mean and mean what you say. Don’t expect someone to read your...”
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via ohgofigure) (via anotherandomspaceontheinterweb) (via srsly)
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“My dream is to fly, over the rainbow, so high.”
– Rise Up. (via kari-shma)
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“It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by...”
– Carl T. Rowan (via skysignal)
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“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.”
– Lewis Carroll (via reluctantbuddha) (via kari-shma)
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“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must...”
– Jane Austen (that’s what she said) (via lickystickypicky) (via kari-shma)
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“I suddenly saw it all so clearly. I’d sold both of us short — by taking...”
– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
The Cure (55)  Coldplay (38)  Nirvana (36)  Youth Group (31)  Bruce Springsteen (29)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 29th
Listencarmenmariah: Joan Jett- Bad Reputation. In...
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“Love me then leave me, don’t leave me in love. And I really need you to stay,...”
– Love me then leave me - Laura Marling (via pretty-bird) (via lovebot)
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“I’ve gone through stages where I hate my body so much that I won’t even wear...”
– Fiona Apple (via rainier) (via paganpoetry)
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sleepanddream: crushes: S., Every time I reblog you, it’s me saying “I really, really like you.” And you also have awesome taste in photos. But mostly it’s the whole “liking” thing. — M. Can this be about me? Please? I mean, if it is, I probably would at least want to talk to you. I’m a totally friendly person. Totally.
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“I’m still yours no matter how long this takes.”
– Boy Meets Love (via shany) (via jsth2breethe) (via snowblind) (via slightlydrunk)
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