my mother and her crazy ass tv shows...
me: i could never watch 'i didn't know i was pregnant' - i'd be too scared i was pregnant like all the time!
my mom: how could you get pregnant?
me: first off, ouch. secondly, i don't know. a hot tub? i'd be freaking out over like...toilet seats or anything i touched.
my mom: okay, finn, you can only get pregnant through sex.
Nov 23rd