top 10 sheldon/penny episodes | the gorilla experiment
“You see, in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator so that he’s warm, yet not so close that he sweats, in the summer it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there, it faces the television at an angle that isn’t direct, so he can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.”
“Perhaps there’s hope for you after all.”
top 10 sheldon/penny episodes | the panty piñata polarization
“Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.”
“Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.”
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Penny:”It’s actually kind of nice. You reading, me reading. We’re like an old married couple.”
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Sheldon: You’re saying I’m facing Star Fleet’s unwinnable command scenario: The Kobayashi Maru.
Penny: Exactly. Sometimes you can’t win.
Sheldon: Captain Kirk won.
Penny: Kirk cheated.
Sheldon: Impressive that you know that.Top 5 Non-Canon Ships: 1. Sheldon/Penny (The Big Bang Theory)
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“People think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are. But then it’s like that movie Wall-E, at the end. You’re so full of love, and you can save a plant, and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.”
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